What the hell kind of grabasstic picture is this?

Hello, my name is Schenk, some people may wonder why I do some of the crazy stuff I do, such as: Riding a motorcycle, Building a Tesla Coil, or Modifying an expensive Rio Karma.

Well the answer to the above question is simple, I do it to impress hot female nerd chicks. So if you are a hot female nerd chick and you are impressed by my work, please let me know.